There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. — Steven Wright

travel diary — day 275

day 271 — the trip to borobodur required a 4am start. there were only three of us on the tour and when the car picked me up we headed straight off. after an hour we arrived at the ‘lookout point’ which was where we were sup­posed to watch the sun­rise. we walked up a steep hill for about 15 minutes to reach the lookout. the sun was rising but it was cloudy and the lookout point had no view of borobodur at all. i was dis­ap­poin­ted and we headed back down. i dis­covered that the two girls who were also in my group were both aus­tralian. one seemed nice, the other was very fat and never made it up the hill to the lookout point. she waited about half way for us to return.

we drove to borobodur and headed in. i spent a couple of hours look­ing around and tak­ing pho­tos. borobodur was awe­some and it was a lot of fun to wander around the massive temple. sadly, as with many buddhist temples in non-buddhist coun­tries, many of the buddha statues had been beheaded. when i returned, the girls were still away, so i played a game of chess with the local vendors (i lost) and had a coffee.

after that, we moved on to pram­ba­nan, a hindu temple com­plex, which was under redevel­op­ment. i could only walk around parts of the temple com­plex, but the grounds were enorm­ous and i wandered around other areas as well. i thought that borobodur was much nicer than pram­ba­nan but enjoyed both places.

in the after­noon we returned to jog­jakarta. i went for a swim in the pool, checked email and went out to find a train ticket to jakarta. i got the ticket and decided to see if i could get a local sim card for my phone. the phone was an aus­tralian one with some credit left on it. how­ever the phone didn’t work in indone­sia (it did, but only in one or two places) and local sim cards wouldn’t work in the phone either. i gave up, had a nice indone­sian mas­sage, returned to my hotel to pack and sleep.

day 272 — i had break­fast and checked out. i got a taxi to the train sta­tion and jumped on my train to jakarta. the trip was fun and i fin­ished my book. i arrived in jakarta and had to wait for another train to take me to gam­bir sta­tion (which was near my hotel). i waited an hour and, get­ting frus­trated, asked a secur­ity guy about the trains. 15 minutes later he ushered me on to a train (for free) which was stop­ping in gam­bir. i was happy for his help and when i arrived i got a tuk tuk to jaksa, the main back­packer street in jakarta.

i had a few cups of cof­fee and some noodles on the train. i sus­pect that some of the water used hadn’t been boiled prop­erly and when i checked into my hotel i star­ted to feel sick. with noth­ing else i could do, i tried to sleep it off.

day 273 — i was still sick and my room was full of mos­qui­toes. i got a blanket from the recep­tion and went back to sleep. i slept most of the day. in the even­ing i felt bet­ter so headed out for some food. i had some din­ner and a little beer. the café turned into a bit of a live bar in the even­ing, so the place filled up fast and the music was loud. i got talk­ing to a few guys and i was hit on by the local queers. i returned to the hotel, start­ing to feel a bit sick again, and slept.

day 274 — still feel­ing sick, i decided to get out of the hotel and away from the mos­qui­toes. i sat in a dif­fer­ent café and spent the morn­ing steal­ing wifi.

when i arrived in the café (remem­ber, this is 9am on a sunday morn­ing) there was a group of five guys drink­ing beer. they were either still drunk from the pre­vi­ous night or had hit the booze hard that morn­ing and were already drunk. i sus­pect that it was a bit of both. two guys had merged with a group of three guys and it was very clear that one guy (a young welsh bloke) was annoy­ing the hell out of the oth­ers … even his own friend. over the course of four hours, the welsh guy got beaten up (lit­er­ally) by all four of the oth­ers. his friend punched him in the face 3–4 times for say­ing stu­pid shit. another guy at the table grabbed the young welsh­man, threw him on the floor, and kicked shit out of him — which had to be broken up by the staff.

the welsh guy, tak­ing a beat­ing, left the café … only to return about 20 minutes later. a third guy was now angry at the welsh­man and phys­ic­ally threw him out of the café. twice. the welsh­man, bleed­ing from cuts to his face, black eyed, scratches on his arms from being thrown onto the con­crete, returned again. not only was he incred­ibly drunk, but he was also stu­pidly resili­ant. the other four had star­ted to feel a little sorry for the guy and let him sit at the table. he fell asleep in his arms for about 15–20 minutes. when he woke up he kept drink­ing and finally man­aged to pro­voke the calm fourth guy. the fourth guy, a man who could very clearly handle him­self well, kicked the chair out from under the welsh­man and in a flash (des­pite his drink­ing) had his finger’s around the welshman’s throat and was throt­tling him on the floor. nobody stepped in. the man was telling the welsh guy how stu­pid he was, con­stantly pro­vok­ing every­one, start­ing fights he couldn’t fin­ish, get­ting beaten up. he wasn’t try­ing to hurt the guy … he was try­ing to make the welsh­man ‘wake up’ and use some com­mon sense.

the les­son wasn’t really learned and even­tu­ally all five men left the café. the remain­ing pat­rons were left shak­ing our heads in utter dis­be­lief. i’d spent the entire time online, chat­ting and play­ing chess, watch­ing human­ity at it’s most barbaric.

i left after lunch and had another sleep. i was feel­ing bet­ter but still had attacks of stom­achache related to the bug i’d picked up. in the even­ing i checked the rooms in another hotel, made a book­ing for the fol­low­ing morn­ing, and went back to my mos­quito hotel to sleep.

day 275 — i changed hotels (a much nicer hotel, same price, fewer mos­qui­toes) and had some break­fast. in the after­noon i met yulia, a local girl who’d writ­ten to me via couch­surf­ing. we met in the café and spent the after­noon and early even­ing talking.


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