I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge. — Spike Milligan

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travel diary – day 370

day 366 – i had an early start, checked out and headed to the airport. the idiot security officer poked holes in my shoes (checking for bombs or drugs or some shit) which pissed me off. in total i had to take off my shoes three times and the security people were arseholes. in the [...]

travel diary – day 150

day 146 – today i did the full day plain of jars tour. the tour started in the morning with a look at site one. there are three sites in total. site one also consisted of a lecture regarding the rules for wandering around the plain of jars. normally, i’m not one for listening to [...]

travel diary day 9

day 6 – my ‘tour of agra’ turned out to be another overpriced rort. while i did go to the taj mahal, baby taj and the agra fort, the guide wanted to do a “cultural tour” which would have certainly involved going to all of his friend’s shops. we went to the moon garden, previously [...]